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Sunday, April 19, 2009
Thursday, December 18, 2008
This Week On the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency
This week on Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency: Merlin Castell comes in with whip in hand, picking models for his couture show. Crystal is called "too commercial" and Merlin has difficulty with the models' walks and looks. Chandler calls Traci a slut and Janice has a little chit-chat with him, an the next day Crystal is picked, along with a bunch o' others, for the Merlin show. Cindera Che comes to show the models how to be sexy and drama ensues when Crystal picks Chandler to dance on and Xian picks Danny. Later, the guys talk about who the prettiest model is, and Paul digs Traci while Chandler reveals he slept in the pool boat with Crystal. Ooo! Paul confesses to Traci his true feelings and she shuts him down (but not without a delightfully awkward kiss) and the Merlin show goes without a hitch.
How many plastic lips does one woman need?
Howdy folks. What's shakin'? I want to apologize to you loyal readers for consistently misspelling Janice Dickinson's name. Yeah, I'm an idiot. Wait, let me prove to you I'm awesome: does anyone have a bear? 'Cause I'll wrestle it.
This weeks episode starts with Paul Villancourt swoooooning over Mallrat Traci. You know Paul? He's the insecure shorty who looks like a Ken doll. Yeah, we'll see what Trace face says later. For now, let's delve right into the next crazy publicity-stunt casting. And this week- it's couture with a side of CRAZY. Well, mostly just crazy. With a side of leather whip and optional pepper spray (I carry it around with me at all times, just in case I need something peppered).
Merlin Castell, said couture designer enters the JDMA model stable looking for fresh young girls to kidnap and bring back to his lair. And by lair, I mean, under his gay, gay drawbridge. And by drawbridge I mean horse and carriage of the mind. Cripes, this guy is APESHIT.
For real, though, this guy is like 5'2 Coming to a model house near you.
Anyhoo, Merlin comes in and promptly makes Janice get him a martini. Okay, maybe I sorta like him, if he didn't look like he was out of Grey Gardens.
See? couture headwraps make people crazy.
Merlin wants a "Barbarella"-themed couture show, but as the girls parade their gawky selves around Merlin is less than impressed. He somehow wants these dough-brained models to walk like, I dunno, weird brokeback hooker horses. What gives? Merlin, they're pretty, skinny models on a T.V. show. It's like asking the Hills girls to do, I dunno, a rap video. Sure, they were put on this earth to disgust and entertain the masses, but they're really only around to be quiet, gossipy and uncreative. Merlin says the girls walk like "soccer players?" I don't even know what that means. Maybe Merlin ate to many magic beans or golden eggs or some shit. Honestly.
J Dick parades out her prize stallion, Crystal Trueheart, and Gremlin calls her "too commercial." Really? because I think she looks like a Bratz doll, especially when her hair's all foofy.
Is Crystal's hair for hire? I think I need some dishes scoured.
Merlin keeps touting this damned show, calling it "20 minutes of orgasm." Really? What counts as an orgasm for a Merlin? Wait, let me consult my Slimer Ecto-cooler. Ecto-cooler, what say you? What? I'm awesome. Okay, cool. Not an answer to my question, but I'll take it. Slurp.
God, Merlin and his bizarre, cirque-de-soliel style of fucktasm is going to haunt my dreams. Really, this JDMA is getting me to the core. But then Merlin calls Xian and Traci overweight, so maybe I like him.
Fatty Patrol.
Merlin and his crew of merry men are unimpressed by Janice's models, but that doesn't phase them from getting the publicity that they so feel they deserve.
How many plastic lips does one woman need?
Howdy folks. What's shakin'? I want to apologize to you loyal readers for consistently misspelling Janice Dickinson's name. Yeah, I'm an idiot. Wait, let me prove to you I'm awesome: does anyone have a bear? 'Cause I'll wrestle it.
This weeks episode starts with Paul Villancourt swoooooning over Mallrat Traci. You know Paul? He's the insecure shorty who looks like a Ken doll. Yeah, we'll see what Trace face says later. For now, let's delve right into the next crazy publicity-stunt casting. And this week- it's couture with a side of CRAZY. Well, mostly just crazy. With a side of leather whip and optional pepper spray (I carry it around with me at all times, just in case I need something peppered).
Merlin Castell, said couture designer enters the JDMA model stable looking for fresh young girls to kidnap and bring back to his lair. And by lair, I mean, under his gay, gay drawbridge. And by drawbridge I mean horse and carriage of the mind. Cripes, this guy is APESHIT.
For real, though, this guy is like 5'2 Coming to a model house near you.
Anyhoo, Merlin comes in and promptly makes Janice get him a martini. Okay, maybe I sorta like him, if he didn't look like he was out of Grey Gardens.
See? couture headwraps make people crazy.
Merlin wants a "Barbarella"-themed couture show, but as the girls parade their gawky selves around Merlin is less than impressed. He somehow wants these dough-brained models to walk like, I dunno, weird brokeback hooker horses. What gives? Merlin, they're pretty, skinny models on a T.V. show. It's like asking the Hills girls to do, I dunno, a rap video. Sure, they were put on this earth to disgust and entertain the masses, but they're really only around to be quiet, gossipy and uncreative. Merlin says the girls walk like "soccer players?" I don't even know what that means. Maybe Merlin ate to many magic beans or golden eggs or some shit. Honestly.
J Dick parades out her prize stallion, Crystal Trueheart, and Gremlin calls her "too commercial." Really? because I think she looks like a Bratz doll, especially when her hair's all foofy.
Is Crystal's hair for hire? I think I need some dishes scoured.
Merlin keeps touting this damned show, calling it "20 minutes of orgasm." Really? What counts as an orgasm for a Merlin? Wait, let me consult my Slimer Ecto-cooler. Ecto-cooler, what say you? What? I'm awesome. Okay, cool. Not an answer to my question, but I'll take it. Slurp.
God, Merlin and his bizarre, cirque-de-soliel style of fucktasm is going to haunt my dreams. Really, this JDMA is getting me to the core. But then Merlin calls Xian and Traci overweight, so maybe I like him.
Fatty Patrol.
Merlin and his crew of merry men are unimpressed by Janice's models, but that doesn't phase them from getting the publicity that they so feel they deserve.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Fashion Icon Merlin Castell Whipe Janice Dickinson's Models Into Shape Press Release
JOHN GALLIANO LATINO
“Fashion Icon Whips Janice Dickinson’s Model’s Into Shape”
Los Angeles Ca: Fashion Icon cracks the whip. Scene stealer Merlin Castell to appear this season on OXYGEN NETWORK’S “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” In this show stopping performance Castell literally hade Janice Dickinson on her knees when she realized that Fashion Icon Merlin Castell was going to appear on her show. Janice originally thought Castell was hired by the producer as an actor when she realized Castell was a highly respected designer her jaw dropped as she pilled water all over the designer cashmere jumpsuit with her trembling hands she offered her apologies and she knew her dream finally came true in her bigger vision to have her agency known for her high fashion runway models. This would prove to be the highest rated episodes to date. In this highly anticipated episode Castell showed up full force with whip in tow in he’s 4 inch stiletto hills took he’s runway bow in a white jumpsuit and white turban Set to air September 30 at 10:00 pm.
Just a few years ago Honduran born Merlin Castell was a virtually unknown name in the fashion business. And now Castell is hub knobbing with the rich and famous dubbed the new “Promise” in the international world of fashion. He has captured the focus and attention of the international press. Do to he’s incalculable talent. Castell latest collection called “Galactic” superstars was inspired by the movie “Barbarella” With the extravagate taste of the incomparable John Galliano. Castell defines him self as a chameleon. One who re invents him self every season. Because of this, he has been recognized in the competitive world of fashion.
Since 2002 after graduating from the prestige’s fashion college Marangoni in Milan Italy. Castell has been fighting to establish he’s fashion label with constant imagination. Celebrities like “Janice Dickinson, Paris Hilton, Maria Conchita Alonso, Carlos Santana, Paula Abdul, Spice Girl Mel B, Priscilla Presley, Karina Smirnoff” Has fallen under he’s spell. Castell is defined by the press as “The magician of fashion. My life is like a fairy tale “I’m the Cinderella of fashion” says Castell humbly. The one who can transform himself into a prince. But people don’t know the real story behind the fantasy. Castell sees the future with he’s feet on the ground. He’s vision for this collection was a sharp stronger silhouette independent more adventures women. Like “Barbarella”? This namesake movie was characterized by Oscar winner Jane Fonda, in the late 60’s. Which was debuted on “The Janice Dickinson Show?”
Merlin Castell newest collection in bodies a smart woman who in every challenge is successful and victorious. Merlin’s designs appeal to an a executive women, But can be wore by the every day women as portrayed on the popular TV show “Sex And The City” high society ladies who can afford to buy Valentino, Channel but choose to wear original Merlin Castell designs.
“Fashion Icon Whips Janice Dickinson’s Model’s Into Shape”
Los Angeles Ca: Fashion Icon cracks the whip. Scene stealer Merlin Castell to appear this season on OXYGEN NETWORK’S “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” In this show stopping performance Castell literally hade Janice Dickinson on her knees when she realized that Fashion Icon Merlin Castell was going to appear on her show. Janice originally thought Castell was hired by the producer as an actor when she realized Castell was a highly respected designer her jaw dropped as she pilled water all over the designer cashmere jumpsuit with her trembling hands she offered her apologies and she knew her dream finally came true in her bigger vision to have her agency known for her high fashion runway models. This would prove to be the highest rated episodes to date. In this highly anticipated episode Castell showed up full force with whip in tow in he’s 4 inch stiletto hills took he’s runway bow in a white jumpsuit and white turban Set to air September 30 at 10:00 pm.
Just a few years ago Honduran born Merlin Castell was a virtually unknown name in the fashion business. And now Castell is hub knobbing with the rich and famous dubbed the new “Promise” in the international world of fashion. He has captured the focus and attention of the international press. Do to he’s incalculable talent. Castell latest collection called “Galactic” superstars was inspired by the movie “Barbarella” With the extravagate taste of the incomparable John Galliano. Castell defines him self as a chameleon. One who re invents him self every season. Because of this, he has been recognized in the competitive world of fashion.
Since 2002 after graduating from the prestige’s fashion college Marangoni in Milan Italy. Castell has been fighting to establish he’s fashion label with constant imagination. Celebrities like “Janice Dickinson, Paris Hilton, Maria Conchita Alonso, Carlos Santana, Paula Abdul, Spice Girl Mel B, Priscilla Presley, Karina Smirnoff” Has fallen under he’s spell. Castell is defined by the press as “The magician of fashion. My life is like a fairy tale “I’m the Cinderella of fashion” says Castell humbly. The one who can transform himself into a prince. But people don’t know the real story behind the fantasy. Castell sees the future with he’s feet on the ground. He’s vision for this collection was a sharp stronger silhouette independent more adventures women. Like “Barbarella”? This namesake movie was characterized by Oscar winner Jane Fonda, in the late 60’s. Which was debuted on “The Janice Dickinson Show?”
Merlin Castell newest collection in bodies a smart woman who in every challenge is successful and victorious. Merlin’s designs appeal to an a executive women, But can be wore by the every day women as portrayed on the popular TV show “Sex And The City” high society ladies who can afford to buy Valentino, Channel but choose to wear original Merlin Castell designs.
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